10 Reasons To Shut The Fuck Up!

According to Christopher Rausch, the Master Motivator, here are his tips for when you should simply shut the fuck up! Enjoy!

1. If you don’t have anything nice to say, shut the fuck up!

2. If someone is already talking, shut the fuck up!

3. If it doesn’t benefit anyone around you, shut the fuck up!

4. If you don’t know shit about it, shut the fuck up!

5. If you’re so drunk you take two steps, then stop to get your bearings, shut the fuck up!

6. If your first name is hyphenated two first names, shut the fuck up!

7. If it has to do with aliens or making something out of a beer can, shut the fuck up!

8. If you can’t pronounce the words you’re thinking of, shut the fuck up!

9. If you regularly watch Jersey Shore and know all the cast members, shut the fuck up!

10. If you only bitch, piss and moan, about shit you ain’t doing anything about, shut the fuck up!

Cheers, 

Christopher

 

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