How to NOT Royally Fuck Up Your Career!

What’s up PEOPLE???

Welcome back to another installment of The KICKASS Guide to Life!

I’m gonna take wild ass guess the title of this blog got your attention because either:

A) You’ve already royally fucked up your career a time or two


B) You’re on the verge of doing something really stupid

To save you from a life of food stamps and block cheese, I have a simple, proven, kickass phrase I want you to tattoo on the inside of your eyelids so you never forget it. Ready?

“Be careful of the feet you step on today
because they might be connected to
the ass you have to kiss tomorrow” 

The truth of the matter is we have no clue what fucked up jackass today might be our boss tomorrow that we’re pissing off today. So what do we do since carrying a flask in the office carries its own set of consequences???

Now, please don’t send me hate mail for what I’m about to say alright? If you do, I’ll send you back a naked picture of Joan Rivers that’ll make you blinder than Stevie Wonder in a dark room!

What you do is treat everyone the same way you want to be treated yourself! Yes, it’s that simple. Shit, it ain’t simple! It’s downright fucking hard! But, the alternative, unemployment, not being able to put food on the table, regretting every moment you didn’t put your family’s needs before your mouth is way harder.

I’ve known several people who’ve been fired from every job they’ve ever had. And ya know what, when it was too late to fix the damage to their career, they realized being an asshole to people who might have deserved it didn’t make up for the shitty life they created for themselves.

Think about it!

Until next time, may your cup always be full, and shit tickets always on the roll when you need ’em!